b1zarr3vel:

louisegluckpdf:

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

pineapple-coffee:

charlottan:

iKarly marx So wake up the workers of our nation

louisegluckpdf:

ohhhh my god you think beer tastes like piss? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite black cherry white claw

clonepa:

unkemptmind:

zvyozdochka:

unkemptmind:

zvyozdochka:

I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh

What

Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire

*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

“but tumblr needs to make money!!!”

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

homeboygirl:

homeboygirl:

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas

girlmostlikely:

Me, still insane: I used to be sooo crazy

seabassapologist:

euclyptodis:

this is what ive been saying

escuerzoresucitado:

jordanlakesessions:

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

hesitantalien2014:

hesitantalien2014:

i dont know why i shared all that information is one of my favorite phrases ever because every day i really dont know why i shared all that information

using this like a signature banner under all of my posts from now on

auckie:

This is so beautiful it’s like a tapestry you might find in heaven